Senior devs. Zero fluff. Ship-ready code.

Your AI built
the dream.
We make it real.

You vibe-coded something incredible. It runs on your machine, it looks amazing, and honestly? It's kind of magical. But magic doesn't survive production. We do.

audit-report.sh

$ dopeassdevs audit ./my-vibe-app

[warn] 47 unhandled promise rejections found

[warn] Auth tokens stored in localStorage (yikes)

[crit] SQL injection vector in /api/users/:id

[crit] No rate limiting on any endpoint

[done] Full report generated. 12 critical, 47 warnings.

$ dopeassdevs fix --all

WE CLEAN UP CODE FROM

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If AI wrote it, we've seen it. We take on 4 new projects per month to maintain quality.

// THE PROBLEM

That moment when “it works on my machine” meets real users.

You've built something nobody else could see. AI helped you get there faster than any bootcamp promised. But now you're staring at 50,000 lines of code you didn't entirely write, and production is a different animal.

💥

The Mystery Crash

Your app works flawlessly... until someone clicks the back button twice. Then it forgets how to database.

🔓

Security? What Security?

Your AI helpfully stored API keys in plain text, skipped input validation, and left the admin panel at /admin with no auth.

🍝

Spaghetti Architecture

Every component imports from every other component. Your state management is a 2,000-line useEffect. Nobody knows why it works.

🚀

Deploy and Pray

Your deployment process is 'git push and refresh the browser 47 times.' Downtime is measured in hope, not metrics.

🧪

Zero Tests

You asked AI for tests. It generated 200 tests that all pass. None of them test anything real. 100% coverage, 0% confidence.

📞

3AM Wake-Up Calls

Something broke in production. You don't know what, you don't know why, and the error message is 'undefined is not a function.'

Sound familiar? Good. That's exactly why we exist.
Your vision is right. Your codebase just needs adult supervision.

See Pricing
// THE PROCESS

From fragile prototype to
production powerhouse.

We've built the pipeline that takes your vibe-coded app and makes it something you can confidently hand to real users, real investors, and real traffic.

01

You Send Us Your Repo

Share your GitHub or GitLab repo. We sign an NDA, clone it into a sandboxed environment, and start our deep dive. No judgement—we've seen things that would make Stack Overflow cry.

Turnaround: 24 hours to first findings
02

The Reality Check

Our senior devs manually review your code. Not a linter—actual humans who've shipped production systems for 10+ years. We map your architecture, flag security vulnerabilities, identify performance bottlenecks, and rate your codebase out of 10.

Deliverable: Detailed report + custom AI prompts to fix issues
03

The Hardening

We refactor the gnarly bits, containerize your app with Docker, set up proper environment management, wire up CI/CD pipelines that actually test things, and write the E2E tests your AI forgot about.

Deliverable: Production-ready codebase with zero-downtime deployment
04

The Autonomous Loop

We attach AI debug agents to your repo that watch for issues 24/7. When a user reports a bug, our agents run comprehensive tests, propose fixes, and tee up PRs. Our senior devs review and merge. You sleep.

Deliverable: Self-healing codebase with human oversight
// PRICING

Pick your level of
adult supervision.

Built for solo founders and small teams, not corporate budgets. Flat rates. No surprises. No scope creep.

QUICK STARTR5,500flat

The Lite Audit

Delivered in 48 hours

Not sure where you stand? A senior dev spends 2 hours in your codebase, then hops on a 30-minute call to walk you through a health scorecard, your top-10 priority fixes, and honest advice on whether to keep building or refactor first.

Book a Lite Audit
TIER 01

The Reality Check

Delivered in 5 business days

Know exactly where you stand before you spend another cent.

R12,500flat
  • Deep manual code audit by senior devs
  • Architecture review & dependency map
  • Security vulnerability scan
  • Performance bottleneck identification
  • Codebase health score (rated out of 10)
  • Custom AI prompts to fix every issue found
  • 30-min call to walk through findings
Get Your Reality Check
TIER 03

The Autonomous Loop

AI debug agents + senior dev oversight. Your app maintains itself.

R6,500/month

Includes Observability Stack setup — can't monitor what you can't see

  • Observability Stack included (Sentry, Grafana, alerting)
  • 24/7 AI debug agents monitoring your repo
  • Automated issue detection & triage
  • Auto-generated test cases for reported bugs
  • AI-proposed fixes as draft PRs
  • Senior dev review & merge on all changes
  • Monthly health report & recommendations
  • Priority Slack/WhatsApp/Discord support
  • Up to 20 hours senior dev time included
Close the Loop
BULLETPROOF CLIENTSR3,500/month after your 6 months

Your code is vetted, your infra is solid — less can go wrong, so maintenance costs less. Dependency patches, uptime monitoring, monthly health call, and minor fixes.

+R1,200/incident for live response
ANY CODEBASER4,500/month

Skipped the Bulletproof? No stress. We'll keep an eye on things — monitoring, patches, bug fixes, and a monthly check-in. Pairs perfectly with any add-on module below.

+R1,800/incident for live response

Live response = a senior dev drops what they're doing and gets on a call with you within 2 hours to diagnose and fix the issue in real time. Bulletproof clients pay less because the code is cleaner and faster to debug.

// ADD-ON MODULES

Bolt on what you need. Skip what you don't.

Bulletproof clients get all add-ons includedAlready bought one add-on? Every additional module is 50% off — we're already in your code
📡

Observability Stack

R6,500once-off setup

Starter app (up to 20 pages)

  • Sentry error tracking & alerting
  • Grafana dashboards & monitoring
  • LogRocket session replay
  • Structured, concise logging overhaul
  • Distributed tracing setup
  • Discord / Slack / WhatsApp alerts
📱

Cross-Platform & Mobile Testing

R5,500once-off setup

Starter app (up to 20 pages)

  • BrowserStack cross-device testing
  • iOS & Android real-device testing
  • Responsive breakpoint validation
  • Mobile-specific E2E test suite
  • Automated regression across devices
  • CI-integrated device matrix reporting
🛡

Penetration Testing

R8,500once-off

Starter app (up to 20 pages)

  • OWASP Top 10 vulnerability assessment
  • Auth & session management testing
  • API endpoint security testing
  • Input validation & injection testing
  • AI/LLM prompt injection testing
  • Findings report + fix prompts
🚦

Release Engineering

R7,500once-off setup

Starter app (up to 20 pages)

  • Feature flags (LaunchDarkly / custom)
  • A/B testing infrastructure
  • Blue/green deployment pipeline
  • Canary releases with auto-rollback
  • Meaningful analytics (PostHog / Mixpanel)
  • Release dashboards & rollback playbooks

How do we size your app? By complexity, not lines of code.

Starterbase price

Up to 20 pages/routes, single database, 1–2 API integrations. Most vibe-coded MVPs live here.

Growth+50%

20–50 pages, complex queries or multiple databases, 3–5 integrations, auth flows, dashboards.

Scalecustom quote

50+ pages, microservices, many integrations, real-time features, complex state management.

Not sure where you fall? Book a Lite Audit and we'll tell you — plus give you a fixed quote before any work starts.

50+
Codebases Rescued
10+
Years Avg. Experience
4.2→8.7
Avg. Score Improvement
0
Apps Lost in Production
// THE TEAM

We vet code more than
we write it these days.

We're a crew of senior engineers who spent the last decade shipping production systems across fintech, healthtech, and SaaS platforms. Then the AI wave hit, and something funny happened—we started spending more time reviewing AI-generated code than writing our own.

So we leaned into it. Built a practice around it. Turns out, there's an art to taking a vibe-coded prototype and turning it into something that survives real traffic, real users, and that one person who somehow manages to enter an emoji as their phone number.

We're not here to judge your code. We're here to make sure it doesn't judge you in front of your users.

Architecture Review

We've untangled monoliths, rescued microservices, and everything in between.

DevOps & Deployment

Docker, Kubernetes, CI/CD pipelines that actually catch things before your users do.

AI-Augmented Maintenance

Debug agents that never sleep, backed by humans who know when to intervene.

// FAQ

Questions you're probably
too polite to ask.

What if my code is embarrassingly bad?

Then you're our ideal client. We've seen API keys committed to public repos, entire auth systems built on localStorage, and a database migration that was just a comment that said '// TODO: fix this later.' There is nothing you can show us that will make us flinch.

What tech stacks do you work with?

If it runs on a server, we can harden it. We're strongest in React/Next.js, Node, Python, and Go — but we've cleaned up everything from Ruby on Rails to Rust. The principles of good architecture are universal.

Can I just get the audit without the fixes?

Absolutely. That's what The Reality Check is for. You get a detailed report, a health score, and custom AI prompts you can use to fix issues yourself. Many clients start there and upgrade later.

Will you rewrite my entire app?

Almost never. We refactor surgically — fix the critical issues, harden the architecture, and leave your working code alone. If a full rewrite is genuinely needed, we'll tell you honestly during the audit.

What happens after the 6 months of maintenance?

You can continue on our discounted maintenance plan (R3,500/mo for Bulletproof clients), switch to the Autonomous Loop for AI-powered monitoring, or fly solo — your code is yours and it's production-ready.

Do you sign NDAs?

By default. Before we see a single line of code. Your intellectual property is yours — we're just the mechanics, not the owners.

Do you work with teams outside South Africa?

Yes. We work async-first with clients worldwide. Our SA base means competitive pricing with global-quality engineering. Timezone overlap with EU is a bonus.

What if I want to keep vibe coding new features after?

That's the whole point. Vibe code your features, we catch what falls through. The Autonomous Loop tier is literally built for this — AI agents review your new code 24/7 and flag issues before your users find them.

Ready to ship with
confidence?

Tell us about your project and we'll arrange secure access to your repo. We'll get back to you within 24 hours with an honest assessment and zero sales pitch.

Takes 30 seconds. No credit card. No commitment.
We sign NDAs by default. Your code stays private, always.