Your AI built
the dream.
We make it real.
You vibe-coded something incredible. It runs on your machine, it looks amazing, and honestly? It's kind of magical. But magic doesn't survive production. We do.
$ dopeassdevs audit ./my-vibe-app
[warn] 47 unhandled promise rejections found
[warn] Auth tokens stored in localStorage (yikes)
[crit] SQL injection vector in /api/users/:id
[crit] No rate limiting on any endpoint
[done] Full report generated. 12 critical, 47 warnings.
$ dopeassdevs fix --all
WE CLEAN UP CODE FROM
If AI wrote it, we've seen it. We take on 4 new projects per month to maintain quality.
That moment when “it works on my machine” meets real users.
You've built something nobody else could see. AI helped you get there faster than any bootcamp promised. But now you're staring at 50,000 lines of code you didn't entirely write, and production is a different animal.
The Mystery Crash
Your app works flawlessly... until someone clicks the back button twice. Then it forgets how to database.
Security? What Security?
Your AI helpfully stored API keys in plain text, skipped input validation, and left the admin panel at /admin with no auth.
Spaghetti Architecture
Every component imports from every other component. Your state management is a 2,000-line useEffect. Nobody knows why it works.
Deploy and Pray
Your deployment process is 'git push and refresh the browser 47 times.' Downtime is measured in hope, not metrics.
Zero Tests
You asked AI for tests. It generated 200 tests that all pass. None of them test anything real. 100% coverage, 0% confidence.
3AM Wake-Up Calls
Something broke in production. You don't know what, you don't know why, and the error message is 'undefined is not a function.'
Sound familiar? Good. That's exactly why we exist.
Your vision is right. Your codebase just needs adult supervision.
From fragile prototype to
production powerhouse.
We've built the pipeline that takes your vibe-coded app and makes it something you can confidently hand to real users, real investors, and real traffic.
You Send Us Your Repo
Share your GitHub or GitLab repo. We sign an NDA, clone it into a sandboxed environment, and start our deep dive. No judgement—we've seen things that would make Stack Overflow cry.
Turnaround: 24 hours to first findingsThe Reality Check
Our senior devs manually review your code. Not a linter—actual humans who've shipped production systems for 10+ years. We map your architecture, flag security vulnerabilities, identify performance bottlenecks, and rate your codebase out of 10.
Deliverable: Detailed report + custom AI prompts to fix issuesThe Hardening
We refactor the gnarly bits, containerize your app with Docker, set up proper environment management, wire up CI/CD pipelines that actually test things, and write the E2E tests your AI forgot about.
Deliverable: Production-ready codebase with zero-downtime deploymentThe Autonomous Loop
We attach AI debug agents to your repo that watch for issues 24/7. When a user reports a bug, our agents run comprehensive tests, propose fixes, and tee up PRs. Our senior devs review and merge. You sleep.
Deliverable: Self-healing codebase with human oversightPick your level of
adult supervision.
Built for solo founders and small teams, not corporate budgets. Flat rates. No surprises. No scope creep.
The Lite Audit
Delivered in 48 hoursNot sure where you stand? A senior dev spends 2 hours in your codebase, then hops on a 30-minute call to walk you through a health scorecard, your top-10 priority fixes, and honest advice on whether to keep building or refactor first.
The Reality Check
Delivered in 5 business days
Know exactly where you stand before you spend another cent.
- Deep manual code audit by senior devs
- Architecture review & dependency map
- Security vulnerability scan
- Performance bottleneck identification
- Codebase health score (rated out of 10)
- Custom AI prompts to fix every issue found
- 30-min call to walk through findings
The Bulletproof Vest
Kick-off within 1 week
We audit it, fix it, ship it, wire up every add-on below — and maintain it for 6 months.
R28,000 in add-ons included free · Payment plans available
- Everything in The Reality Check
- Full architectural refactoring
- Docker containerization
- CI/CD pipeline (GitHub Actions / GitLab CI)
- Zero-downtime blue/green deployments
- Environment management (dev/staging/prod)
- All add-on modules included (see below)
- 6 months maintenance included
- 1 new feature review included
The Autonomous Loop
AI debug agents + senior dev oversight. Your app maintains itself.
Includes Observability Stack setup — can't monitor what you can't see
- Observability Stack included (Sentry, Grafana, alerting)
- 24/7 AI debug agents monitoring your repo
- Automated issue detection & triage
- Auto-generated test cases for reported bugs
- AI-proposed fixes as draft PRs
- Senior dev review & merge on all changes
- Monthly health report & recommendations
- Priority Slack/WhatsApp/Discord support
- Up to 20 hours senior dev time included
Your code is vetted, your infra is solid — less can go wrong, so maintenance costs less. Dependency patches, uptime monitoring, monthly health call, and minor fixes.
Skipped the Bulletproof? No stress. We'll keep an eye on things — monitoring, patches, bug fixes, and a monthly check-in. Pairs perfectly with any add-on module below.
Live response = a senior dev drops what they're doing and gets on a call with you within 2 hours to diagnose and fix the issue in real time. Bulletproof clients pay less because the code is cleaner and faster to debug.
// ADD-ON MODULES
Bolt on what you need. Skip what you don't.
Observability Stack
Starter app (up to 20 pages)
- ›Sentry error tracking & alerting
- ›Grafana dashboards & monitoring
- ›LogRocket session replay
- ›Structured, concise logging overhaul
- ›Distributed tracing setup
- ›Discord / Slack / WhatsApp alerts
Cross-Platform & Mobile Testing
Starter app (up to 20 pages)
- ›BrowserStack cross-device testing
- ›iOS & Android real-device testing
- ›Responsive breakpoint validation
- ›Mobile-specific E2E test suite
- ›Automated regression across devices
- ›CI-integrated device matrix reporting
Penetration Testing
Starter app (up to 20 pages)
- ›OWASP Top 10 vulnerability assessment
- ›Auth & session management testing
- ›API endpoint security testing
- ›Input validation & injection testing
- ›AI/LLM prompt injection testing
- ›Findings report + fix prompts
Release Engineering
Starter app (up to 20 pages)
- ›Feature flags (LaunchDarkly / custom)
- ›A/B testing infrastructure
- ›Blue/green deployment pipeline
- ›Canary releases with auto-rollback
- ›Meaningful analytics (PostHog / Mixpanel)
- ›Release dashboards & rollback playbooks
How do we size your app? By complexity, not lines of code.
Up to 20 pages/routes, single database, 1–2 API integrations. Most vibe-coded MVPs live here.
20–50 pages, complex queries or multiple databases, 3–5 integrations, auth flows, dashboards.
50+ pages, microservices, many integrations, real-time features, complex state management.
Not sure where you fall? Book a Lite Audit and we'll tell you — plus give you a fixed quote before any work starts.
We vet code more than
we write it these days.
We're a crew of senior engineers who spent the last decade shipping production systems across fintech, healthtech, and SaaS platforms. Then the AI wave hit, and something funny happened—we started spending more time reviewing AI-generated code than writing our own.
So we leaned into it. Built a practice around it. Turns out, there's an art to taking a vibe-coded prototype and turning it into something that survives real traffic, real users, and that one person who somehow manages to enter an emoji as their phone number.
We're not here to judge your code. We're here to make sure it doesn't judge you in front of your users.
Architecture Review
We've untangled monoliths, rescued microservices, and everything in between.
DevOps & Deployment
Docker, Kubernetes, CI/CD pipelines that actually catch things before your users do.
AI-Augmented Maintenance
Debug agents that never sleep, backed by humans who know when to intervene.
Questions you're probably
too polite to ask.
What if my code is embarrassingly bad?
Then you're our ideal client. We've seen API keys committed to public repos, entire auth systems built on localStorage, and a database migration that was just a comment that said '// TODO: fix this later.' There is nothing you can show us that will make us flinch.
What tech stacks do you work with?
If it runs on a server, we can harden it. We're strongest in React/Next.js, Node, Python, and Go — but we've cleaned up everything from Ruby on Rails to Rust. The principles of good architecture are universal.
Can I just get the audit without the fixes?
Absolutely. That's what The Reality Check is for. You get a detailed report, a health score, and custom AI prompts you can use to fix issues yourself. Many clients start there and upgrade later.
Will you rewrite my entire app?
Almost never. We refactor surgically — fix the critical issues, harden the architecture, and leave your working code alone. If a full rewrite is genuinely needed, we'll tell you honestly during the audit.
What happens after the 6 months of maintenance?
You can continue on our discounted maintenance plan (R3,500/mo for Bulletproof clients), switch to the Autonomous Loop for AI-powered monitoring, or fly solo — your code is yours and it's production-ready.
Do you sign NDAs?
By default. Before we see a single line of code. Your intellectual property is yours — we're just the mechanics, not the owners.
Do you work with teams outside South Africa?
Yes. We work async-first with clients worldwide. Our SA base means competitive pricing with global-quality engineering. Timezone overlap with EU is a bonus.
What if I want to keep vibe coding new features after?
That's the whole point. Vibe code your features, we catch what falls through. The Autonomous Loop tier is literally built for this — AI agents review your new code 24/7 and flag issues before your users find them.
Ready to ship with
confidence?
Tell us about your project and we'll arrange secure access to your repo. We'll get back to you within 24 hours with an honest assessment and zero sales pitch.
Takes 30 seconds. No credit card. No commitment.
We sign NDAs by default. Your code stays private, always.